Monday 25 April 2011

Peace and tranquility, it is all relative

Ah, is that the sound of hammers and drills? No? Yep, we have a build free
environment, yippee! Make the most of it while it lasts we say. Finally our
list is all ticked off, sort of. All the window sills are done, except the
kitchen, special order on that one! The Rayburn now has a nice flue in place
and h-cowl on the roof. The flush unit in the WC and the leaking basin all
sorted. Last but not least, the glass in all the sunroom doors replaced. Our
venetian and roman blinds for the bathroom and kitchen respectively are
fitted. Done and dusted.

Well, nothing is as simple as it seems, not with us anyway. Yes we had the
door people here for a whole day, taking glass out, replacing scratched
portions of the folding doors, refitting new glass in the doors. Marvellous.
No, wait, what's that? Yep, scratches in the new glass. Why bother. Yes they
may not be as bad as the last lot, but it seems that when the glass was
fitted and they banged the rubbers back in they managed to scratch the glass
surface in places around the edge. Now, the thing is, they have this rule.
If you can't see it from 2m away, then 'no scratch'. Ok, this works to cover
silly manufacturing problems, but when you get 'user error' on fitting? We
are still waiting to hear from the owner of the company. Even a courtesy
call to tell us to bugger off would be nice. Sigh.

At least the window sills look good. Well they did. The wood was not great
when we first saw them in the raw, but after plenty of manual sanding they
looked much improved, well until them getting soaked in a downpour as they
were working on them outdoors. Finally they were painted, sanded, painted,
sanded, painted and sanded some more, then fitted. With the final painting
sanding etc. after fitting they looked fine. However, as with everything
else, the after build drying out period is in full swing. They will need a
bit of finishing off once again when all has acclimatised to our indoor
conditions, as will the joints between walls cornicing and ceiling.
Hopefully when the kitchen sill arrives and is sanded, painted, etc. the
drying out cracks will get sorted too. All a bit frustrating, but to be
expected I guess.

On the plus side, FIRE! All safely contained within the heart of the
Rayburn. Yes we have had the beast fired up. The learning curve on using it
and getting the most from it may prove a long journey, but when we get it
right it gets mighty hot in here. Burning mucky anthracite is ok, but I
think for instant heat wood will be better. Would be nice to be getting hot
water too! We have boiled the kettle, cooked in the oven, enjoyed its warmth
on a cold damp autumn evening. So far with the temps dropping to 4c at night
we have kept warm and snug at over 20c in here with a fire going, over 23c
one evening. As to when it is sub-zero mid-winter, we shall see. Hopeful
though that we will be warm enough and not need another wood burner. I think
the main problem with heat will be in the main bedroom when it is built as
it will not radiate that far. I think the guest room will be our winter
bedroom so we can enjoy the warmth of the stove!

Our last fight at the moment is with Telkom, the phone people. Our initial
order for a phone line was cancelled, we didn't pay the R700 deposit
required. A bit harsh considering that nobody bothered to tell us about it.
Not even the 3 or 4 times we spoke to the sales people to find out what was
happening with our order, or the time we went into a Telkom shop to enquire
about our order. Thankfully we actually found someone helpful and things are
progressing. An engineer actually called on Thursday to do a site survey.
Sadly that was it. We need a phone pole put up in our garden to run cable to
as the run is too long to us from the top of the drive where the lines are.
Crazy really as we already have a pole in the garden taking lines next door
but apparently there is no space on the junction that they come from. So, we
might get some action this week, or we might not. Until the post is up and
cable run nothing else can happen. The crazy thing is that I will have to go
up in the roof to assist with the installation as the Telkom people are not
allowed to do that anymore due to previous problems. Not sure if I will get
any commission. The other silly thing is that we will have to move the line
when the garage gets built and re-run it, my job again no doubt!

We are now getting to the time of year that brought us to Underberg
initially. Autumn. The trees are turning, the days are finally getting sunny
and dry, the blossoms are coming out. Yep, some of the trees in our garden
have been coming into bloom again. Weird. Must be something in the air. I
think they will get a nasty shock soon when the first frost comes! Finally
though the grass around the garden is looking green where it wasn't. The
areas that were two foot high and hacked back are recovering, just in time
for it all to die and go brown over winter, nice. Oh and before I forget,
snow. Yep, the first of the year on the mountains. Gone already though.
Shape of things to come so we hear as they are expecting a cold winter this
year. Stock up an emergency cupboard we have been told! Should be
interesting, if nothing else a large pile of wood and anthracite might be a
good idea!

So, on with village life. We actually managed to get to a meeting of the
Garden Club. Our first guests have come and gone. We went for dinner next
door, and fed and watered their dogs for a night while they were away. Yep,
no stopping us now!

Wednesday 13 April 2011

Remind me again why we are doing this?

Oh dear, the gap between blogs seems to get bigger rather than smaller. I
think we just might be losing the will to live at the moment. Okay, so that
may be a bit dramatic but we have certainly wondered why we are doing this
several times over the last couple of weeks!

On the plus side we have collected all the bits and bobs that we had to over
the last two weeks. Three 450km plus trips later we are the proud owners of
a fridge, a sofa, two lounge chairs, a dining table, and 4 dining chairs. Oh
and a shower door. All went very smoothly. Sort of. Our first job before we
started the collections was to get Mufasa stripped down. Everything was
emptied out of the back (all in the house now!) and then with the help of a
couple of builders the roof tent and then the canopy were lifted off. Boy
the canopy is heavy. If it was made of steel instead of aluminium Mufasa
would have died long ago! Poor old Mufasa looks so naked and small with
nothing on him. The up side of shedding a lot of weight was both happy rear
leaf springs and also Porsche like performance. Okay, perhaps not Porsche
like but much nippier than he is fully loaded. Our normal crawl up several
of the hills around here in third is now beefed up into a fourth gear amble!

The first load of dining table, dining chairs, lounge chairs and shower door
all fitted into Mufasa nicely. Thankfully with our glut of straps used to
pack him when travelling it was easy enough securing everything down. The
drive back was nice and dry and we managed to get home just after 18h00 in
the dark to unload everything. The second load of the fridge was a bit more
fun. After eventually tracking down stock for us, utterly useless store and
I won't bore you with the details, we were able to collect one. A bit of
luck after a bit of a disaster tied in with the collection. A few days
earlier whilst having one of our under floor heating units fixed our
satellite PVR box managed to get knackered. The electrician was switching
the mains power on and off and I was too late to save the box by unplugging
it. On the good side it is under warranty, on the bad side we had to go all
the way to Umhlanga on the coast by Durban to get it replaced. As we were
collecting the fridge from the Pavilion shopping centre only a few km's away
it was not a major problem. Eventually we were strapping the fridge into the
back of Mufasa and hoping we had it nailed down for the long journey home.
The weather was not so good this time but the fridge was well wrapped in
plastic. Overcast, misty, drizzle, and very dark by the time we eventually
made it back home. The next fun job was getting it from Mufasa to the
kitchen. Heavy large fridge on back of very damp truck. It was not easy but
we managed it and were relieved when it was unpacked switched on and
working. The third and final collection of the sofa was a breeze. We made a
trip of it and stayed with Roy and Adele for a couple of nights and made the
pick up on the way home. Thankfully we only have a small house and thus a
small sofa that slotted nicely into Mufasa. A couple of days away also gave
us the chance to do some shopping!

With the lack of service we had from the shower door people from start to
finish we eventually managed to get our door into the shower rather than in
the hallway. We had bits missing and no installation instructions.
Thankfully we managed to get two of their fitters out who live locally in
Bulwer and were coincidentally back home this Saturday. When you know what
you are doing it is all very easy. I kind of worked it out but was not sure
100% and without instructions to guide us it was all a bit finger in the
air. With the proper guys 'unofficially' here it was in and sorted in the
blink of an eye. We made it worth their while, probably well paid over their
normal hourly rate!

Now, today as I write this our house is a hive of activity again. Trying to
get our list it outstanding items ticked off has been a slow process lately.
Not much has really happened until now. This week is the final push,
hopefully, although we have found a few things to add to the list! The door
people are here to replace all the scratched glass on the sliding and
folding sunroom doors at last and also some scratched frames on the
aluminium folding doors. Our flue is being fitted for the Rayburn, gulp.
Seems to be going well so far, just hope all is done and waterproof on the
roof before the rain comes later. Our wooden window sills are ready to be
cut and fitted perhaps today or tomorrow. Then finally all the paint touch
ups etc. to finish it all off. We shall see.

Hopefully with all the jobs done, and our collections at an end we can get
Mufasa re canopied and filled up with all his goodies making our life
indoors a bit easier and a lot tidier. Our schedule for April takes on a new
phase with guests at the house. Three different sets. From building site, to
storage, to B&B in one easy step!

As a leaving thought from the local Clover cows in the farms around here
.... 'Eat green grass, make white milk, clever cows!'.